There is no place like home. Wednesday, 27 January 2010 at 06:36 February is famous for being a suicide month due to overwhelming number of suicides committed during this month of the doom and gloom winter. Well, in fine tradition, here are top ten reasons why you should save the world and kill yourself. > http://theUniverse.name/ 1 - life is overrated and sucks, I wish to be dead asap, better yet to never have been born. Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. 2 - who fucking cares? Nobody. 3 - if not for technology and bloody entertainment we would have been at each other's face, the more closer the more deadly. 4 - human body is an awful vehicle for the universal conscience. 5 - while human body is unbearably painful, the human mind is unbearably painfully stupid 6 - if people have the right to die where are the bloody euphanasia clinics? I'd go there first myself. 7 - if my facebook "friends" can make money out of my content while I am alive or dead, well, that's fine with me, again, who fucking cares? 8 - what justice? what rights? what freedoms? what fucking democracy? it is all an illusion, a theatre, a circus, a spectacle, a merry go lucky. 9 - what fucking real name are you talking about??? 10 - it's all a giant fucking lie. The world is shit and most people live shitty fucking lives in it, if they are lucky they'd be too fucking dumb to realize it. All this so-called "friends" is a mirage dude, if you got more "friends" than you got fingers then you are deluded, in different circumstances all these people would sell you out to the lynching mob and be after you themselves given big-enough crowd or reward. Life is the devil's handy work and playground of sentimental, emotional, beautifully packaged, and sweet tongued garbage. There is nothing really worth saving or desiring in hell other than peace in death (since in life it is virtually unattainable), silence, and void. cin cin. So long and thanks for all the fish. ah, Nevermind...